How to Exercise by Dancing in Stilettos January 13, 2006Posted by Leita in Flotsam/Jetsam, Health, News.
A quick peek into my stats revealed several visits from women searching for information about dancing in high heels. (High heels, Elle on Heels, heh.) It’s only polite to give them something for their time, right?
Even though I am not officially posting to this blog any longer, I came back to address these visitors and welcome them with the following:
How to Dance in High Heels and Stilettos
- Shut the fridge door
- Turn off the television
- Put on some snappy music
- Put on some snappy heels
- Start dancing
Seriously, how hard can this be? Not to be snarky, but I am curious. Is the Kirsty Alley method of losing one’s ass something that has to be learned or is it just a matter of get up and start moving?
I do have my own routine, it’s not quite the same but similar.
All of the above, plus:
- Add a sandy beach
- And a couple drinks
My version, while a little unorthodox, works faster and my ass is quarter-bouncing firm.